Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wive's Tales

The following is not necessarily a blog. This is mostly for entertainment purposes so I hope you enjoy.





There have been many things that our parents have told us over the years, many concerns that they, mostly the mother, have presented to us. These particular stories have been known as "Old Wives' Tales." Throughout many decades, mothers have grown their concerns over their child's well-being. Many of such have gone so far as to constantly keep their child in diapers until their own death, having never letting go of their "precious little angel." It's frightening, but upon discovering what wives' tales are out there, the following can be considered just as scary as a thirty-year-old man in a diaper.



                                           Eating Carrots Improves Your Night Vision
Technically speaking, this one is considered among many to be only a half-truth. Yes, carrots do contain Beta-carotine, which is converted into Vitamin A for the liver. And it is also true that Vitamin A does help maintain good vision but the Beta-carotine within carrots does not contain enough to hold a significant difference for night and day sights. The tale of this wives' tale roughly started during the Second World War as British armies spread the rumors of plane spotters eating carrots and easily detecting and sighting their aircraft during night raids, but this also concealed the truth of the new invention of the radar. Also during World War II, an air pilot named John "Cat's Eyes" Cunningham managed to engage and destroy more than 20 ground targets, perfectly alluding any radar detection, and this was such because Cunningham claimed to have exceptional night vision due to his carrot eating.

 


                                            Having Sex Standing Up Is A Contraceptive
Completely false in all aspects as this is a perfect example of peer sex education. Sperm is totally capable of swimming up the vagina, through the uterus to the fallopian tubes where they may fertilize the egg, regardless of what position the woman is during any sexual intercourse.

 



 
                                                             Chocolate Causes Acne
One we have all heard. One of the oldest of the wives' tales, however this is only a half-truth. Chocolate does not cause acne for otherwise healthy individuals, however, it can have an effect if one is sensitive to any specific ingredients, such as pasteurized milk or hydrogenated oil. This old wives' tale is associated with discouraging a person from consuming something that is potentially hazardous or that they are afraid of it.




                                                       Masturbation Causes Blindness
I am sure that all of society around the globe have heard this false wives' tale. As this wives' tale began to spread, it was doing it so only to discourage the act of masturbation itself and associating it with blindness. This was done mostly among young male teenagers reaching the age of puberty and maturity. For males, this old wives' tale resulted in hairy palms or mental illnesses, and for females, masturbation among them resulted in infertility, both of which were equally false in the long run. Masturbation for males may reduce some of the stored sperm for the immediate future, however did not have long-term effects nor was considered good birth control. The sperm itself would automatically be replaced almost immediately. The only correlation of this wives' tale is that sperm contains significant amounts of zinc, which if a deficiency occurs, however unlikely from masturbation, could cause some potential vision problems.


                         Staying Out In The Cold Without A Coat Causes Pneumonia
I have been told this once or twice by a few people, only to discover that this old wives' tale is absolutely false. Pneumonia is a bacterial infection caused by such bacteria as Streptococcus pneumoniae. Some variations of this tale include that if someone stays outdoors for a significant period of time, they would potential get either a cold or flu, both of which are caused by viruses. This tale was not spread until recently, possibly dating back to only the early 1980s. As the public steadily became aware of the illness, the rumor evolved into many different pseudoscientific explanations. One of the more popular explanation was that a low core body temperature negatively impacts the effectiveness of the human immune system. This makes sense as it is known as a fever, an elevation of core body temperature. However, scientific studies have shown that there is no correlation between lowered body temperature and the decrease of the immune system's response. Yet another version of this same wives' tale has been known as if one sit by an open window or air-conditioner that it would cause a cold or pneumonia. The standing water of air-conditioner may allow some bacteria such as Legionnaire's disease to multiply, however this also depends on how close a person is sitting to the air-conditioner, but otherwise, like before, this is also false.


                                             Stepping On A Rusty Nail Causes Tetanus
This can actually be true, but this old wives' tale is considered to be only a half-truth. Tetanus is nothing more than a anaerobic bacterium and can be transmitted through puncture wounds such as by stepping on a rusty nail. The rust of the nail itself does not cause the tetanus to take effect, however, the dirt of the nail may contain the tetanus pathogen, even for a clean nail that had been previously in contact with soil could contain tetanus bacteria to cause infection. Also, a wound that closes on the surface before fully healing underneath may store the tetanus infection causing the bacteria to take its' toll on the immune system, as the tetanus bacterium would be effecting both the surface wound and underneath. Before the vaccination for tetanus came about, it was advised to keep the wound open as it would eventually heal from the bottom up, keeping the infection of tetanus at bay.


                          Watching Too Much TV Up Close Will Give You Square Eyes
I have not heard this version of this tale. A variation would be that television would cause brain damage. Either way, both turned out to be completely false as this rumor was only to keep children from watching too much or sitting too close to the screen as it would potentially cause eye strains. Also, watching too much television may cause fatigue among some but it would not change the common optical shape of the eyes.

  Other wives' tales have been announced, such as the false tales of habitual knuckle cracking causes arthritis or drinking coffee reduces body growth. Many others have also been included. Here are some quick example of some other old wives' tales:

Taking showers or washing your hands while you are sick will rehatch a virus. This is totally false as doctors would prescribe nasal congestion or recommend cold showers to lower high body temperatures.
  Swallowing chewing gum will stay in your body for seven years. Another false story as chewing gum is excreted like any other undigested piece of food.
  Eating the crust of bread causes your hair to curl. False, plain and simple.
  A pimple on your tongue proves that you have lied about something is also a false tale.
  If you make a funny face and the wind changes direction, your face will stay that way. One that many people have heard more than once. This is a completely false tale as it was prevalent among the sufferers of Bell's Palsy.
  If you go swimming less than an hour after eating, you will get cramps. Again, another one that many have heard that turned out to be false, but some scientists do advise not to swim or engage in another physical activity some time after eating as it effects the sympathetic nervous system by overriding orders. This was parodied in one of the books of Limony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
  If you touch a toad, you will get warts is false as warts are caused by a virus, which is not transferable between species.
  If you consume Pop Rocks followed by a carbonated drink, such as soda, your stomach will explode and you will die. Again, a false tale but a very popular one among the categories of urban legends.

Many other wives' tales have been said and spread all around the globe and will for many years to come. Just another example of how protective and how a mother's concerns can rise over their precious little angels. The question is what will they come up with next.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Humility

I did not know how to do a blog with the word "humility" as its' center topic. I hope you enjoy what is about to come straight out of my head with God backing me up.

  What is humility?  What does it mean to be humble or meek? And how can we become humble? Webster's defines humility as a noun meaning the quality or condition of being humble; modest opinion or estimate of one's own importance, rank, etc.
  It seems pretty vague. It says "of one's OWN importance." Could this be defined as a conceited act? Jane Austen wrote in her novel Pride and Prejudice that "nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility." Is humility really a bad thing? Is being humble a sin? So many questions left unanswered until now. The answer is of course Webster and Austen's definition of the word are way wrong.
  Humility is a state of mind well pleasing to God (1 Peter 3:4). Humility preserves the soul in tranquility (Pslam 69:32, 33). And humility makes us patient under trials (Job 1:22). So why are we then taught that humility is a bad thing when God Himself says that it is a prominent Christian grace (Romans 12:3, 15:17, 18; 1 Corinthians 3:5-7; 2 Corinthians 3:5; Philippians 4:11-13).
  The true definition of humility is to be our lifestyle since it was the lifestyle of our LORD and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jesus was a very humble man during his years ministering to others. A perfect example of Jesus being so humble can be found in John 13. Jesus knew that his Father had given him everything into his hands. Jesus knew he had come from God and was going back to Him. But during the last supper, Jesus cast off his garments and girded a towel around himself giving him the appearance of a servant. "After that, He poured water into a basin and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel with which He was girded." (John 13:5). The disciples, having followed Jesus all along, were baffled at the sight of this, especially Peter. When Jesus prepared to wash Peter's feet, Peter told Jesus that he shall not have his Lord wash them. But Jesus answered Peter by saying, "If I do not wash you, you have no part with Me." (John 13:8).


 One of the greatest joys of our lifestyle of knowing Jesus is to learn to follow HIS example of humility. Jesus tells us that it is better if we allow others to go ahead of us (Luke 14:7-11). But do not look at it as putting yourself down or lowering yourself as an non-benefited slave to others, but rather putting others first. God rewards those who are kind to others. In Luke 14:11, Jesus says, "For whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."
  In John 13, Jesus' example tells us all that we are to serve others in humility. I know that if we are humble and display great humility, the blessings and joys God will place in our lives will be countless.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Self-Pity

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself." ~D.H. Lawrence on Self-Pity~

I look beyond the physical measure of what I see. People see me as this all God-loving person. But what they do not see is where they stop looking. I have done things in my life that I am not proud of. I have committed acts that I should be ashamed of but I am not. Should I be? Should I commit myself to feel sorry for myself for certain things I did in my life? Should I put even the slightest bit of effort of having those events control who I am today? The answer is an absolute no. I will not let the old me take control of the new me. I will not hold on to what had been effecting me for many many years before I sought the best path that will ever be offered to me. These nameless acts which have controlled me and at often times consumed my life have dissolved like snow thanks to the words of the one I trust the most. I am no longer ashamed for what I have done in my past. I will no longer show self-pity for what I had done.

"Since you have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit in sincere love of the brethren, love one another fervently with a pure heart, having been born again, not of corruptible seed but incorruptible, through the word of God which lives and abides forever, because "All flesh is as grass, And all the glory of man as the flower of the grass. The grass withers, And its flower falls away, But the word of the LORD endures forever." Now this is the word which by the gospel was preached to you." ~1 Peter 1:22-25~

Self-pity is just as strong as pride itself. Pride is one of the hardest things to ever overcome and every human being on this planet, living or dead with the exception of just one, has all suffered from pride. Webster's synonyms define "pride" as conceited, egotistical and pompous. It's a harsh thing to overcome and many people suffer from it, including myself. There is but only one cure for it: drop the barrier of embarrassment, throw down the "staff," release all your past events and admit that you are wrong. It says in Exodus 4 that the LORD appeared before Moses and Moses said unto Him, "What if they do not believe me or listen to me and say, 'The LORD did not appear to you?'" The LORD answered back to Moses, "What is that which you hold in your hand?" Moses replied, "A staff." The LORD then said to Moses, "Throw it down."

Moses, like many of us, had burdens to bear yet until the LORD God told him to throw down his staff, Moses did not know what to do. We can go many many years with burdens on our back but until we throw them all down before the LORD, they can cause us some damage in this life. I say give it all to God. Throw everything we have, good or bad, down before Him. Let Him take it from you. Trust in Him and will give you blessings like you can never imagine. "For whosoever calls upon the name of the LORD shall be saved."

That doesn't mean saying, "Hey, God? Yeah I'm a sinner and I did a lot of bad things. Please forgive me and it will never happen again. So can I get into Heaven now?" It's good that you have admitted being a sinner. However, something as simple as just those four statements will not get you in. Being baptized is a wonderful thing. Committing yourself to doing good for others, sending donations to St. Jude's Hospital or UNICEF or working community service for the elderly or receiving an honorary award for opening up an orphanage or even just living a happy life with your family. All those things, all those accomplishments will not get you into Heaven. But how we have Christ not only in our lives but in our hearts, how we deal with situations, how we live and walk with Christ and worship Him daily and read of Him daily and praise Him daily and receive Him into our hearts daily. I love Him because He loved me first, and if loving Him and praising Him and worshiping Him and living a righteous life with Him by my side; if that lets me get into Heaven, then I would be more than happy to oblige with the grace God has given me to do so.

LORD Father, I thank you for this day and giving me this time to write this blog. I hope that when people read this that they, like Moses, will be able to throw their burdens and struggles that they may be going through down at Your feet, Father. Let those who do know that they can trust you to take it all into Your hands, LORD. Give those who struggle with it the strength to come to You. Let them become more Christ-like and rejoice in You, LORD and trust in You and Your ways, God. For those who are fearful of coming to You, I ask that You, LORD, cast their fears aside and throw off their blinders. Let them be shown a way that will lead to You and not have their paths diverted from You. Give them the strength and guidance and wisdom they need to see You. Because You are always there for us, God. You are always loving us, God. And You will never give up on us, God. You are constant and everlasting, LORD and we love You. We love You for everything You have given us and continue to give us each and every single day, LORD. We love You, LORD, because You have loved all of us first. Again, LORD Father, I thank You for today and for all the things that You continue to for us and I say all of this in Your blessed Holy Name, LORD. Amen.